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I know how to read a clock

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So, first thing you need to know is that I am an expert in telling time.... So, if you're looking for someone who will be there when the matches start, I'm your guy.

Next thing you need to know is that I'm not the best player in the world because other people are better then me.... But I'm a damn great player when there are other great players with me.

Third thing you need to know is that I've made more mistakes then you and probably anyone else reading this.... But unlike some, I learn from my mistakes... I've been eaten by 97% less plants/wildlife then I did as a level 1 (for Evolve Statisticians and Purists- this statistic is located under the tab no... there is no tab but you were hoping there was).

Lastly, I want to play tonight with a team who also wants to play and please read below to know what I think I'm capable of and why I hate Laz (crossposted in another forum by me)-

Knowledgespower here- I'll be honest, I hate playing as Laz- I get his benefits and love a good one on my team, but playing as Laz as a medic is like calling someone a fireman who can't put out a house fire but, if given a good set of assistancts, can build you a decent house....

So, if you're looking for a Laz, I'm not your guy.... But if you're looking for a solid "He will regret this without me getting killed" assault, commonsense "maybe someone should cut off the monster" trapper or an efficient "maybe I shouldn't put the shield generator just next to me in this tiny safe looking cave" , then let me know.

Knowledgespower

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